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Old 02-09-2007, 04:37 PM
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Quick Joke for you guys that carry your laptops everywhere

** DON'T TRY THIS AT ALL!!***

If you travel a lot you will appreciate this email.



If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: <http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf>
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:39 PM
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Personally, I think that's funny, but I'm not sure everyone will!
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:45 PM
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I think it is

I can already see people in Boston calling the FBI up.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:48 PM
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That's pretty f*cked up....Funny until you get arrested.
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Old 02-09-2007, 05:07 PM
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Not funny and you will get arrested and your laptop taken away never to be seen again.

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Funny until you get arrested.
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:03 PM
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Funny as hell
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:14 PM
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They would probably ground the plane asap, but it's funny as hell right now!
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:09 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Toooooooooooooo freaking funny!
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:01 AM
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I like it. Very funny
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:50 AM
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I saw it few days ago but did not want to post as it can land people into trouble. If anyone has noticed that pranks with national security are dealt with very seriously these days, and there have been several cases already. TSA and homeland security do not have same sense of humor.
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