Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.

Out of respect, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Dodgers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Dodgers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Red Sox cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Red Sox fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Red Sox hat, I find an asshole."

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