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Old 07-02-2007, 09:26 AM
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It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.



The husband sits up and begs.



The wife rolls over and plays dead.


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It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.



The husband sits up and begs.



The wife rolls over and plays dead.

once again I ask what the benefits are of getting married....


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