Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to

operate on.



The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my

operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is

numbered."



The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!

Everything inside them is color coded."



The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the

best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."



The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...

those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.



But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's

no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and

the ass are interchangeable.

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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.