affair with an Italian woman

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For several years, a man was having an
>affair with an Italian woman.
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>One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
>ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money
>if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
>Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
>child turned 18.
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>She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
>it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
>"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
>payments to begin.
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>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
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>"Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
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>"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
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>The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
>white,and fainted.
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>On the card was written:
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>"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with
>meatballs, two without."
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>"Send extra sauce."