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Old 09-25-2007, 05:07 PM
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Survivor-Wisconsin Style



Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....



The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior . Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee .



Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.



The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!



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Old 09-25-2007, 05:09 PM
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I think that format could work in a few other states as well.
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Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.
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They might make it through communist madison but they would never get out of the northwoods alive. You forgot to mention that they have to start the race at sunrise on the Saturday before Thanksgiving.
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Survivor-Wisconsin Style



Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....



The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior . Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee .



Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.



The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!



Good luck to all contestants.
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I've got my .50 cal sniper rifle set up along US hwy 2 right now ready to take em out! Here's a pic of my buddies son on the practice range in top liberal elimination form!!!
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