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Old 04-08-2008, 07:36 PM
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Wink The Funeral Stone
Sam died. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last

guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest

friend. "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased," she said.







"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in

close. "How much did this really cost?"







"All of it," said Sarah. "Thirty thousand."







"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"







Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue.

The whisky, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest

went for the Memorial Stone."







Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is

it?"







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Old 04-08-2008, 07:37 PM
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:12 PM
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LOL Not funny!
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wow brian5's avatar is like an ooptical illusion. i thought i saw a woman's legs in a black bikini.
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Great Man test Brian...

It took me a few takes to figure out it was a lamp. I would have never thought to look any closer if not for others comments.

So much for that Fantasy.
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Great Man test Brian...

It took me a few takes to figure out it was a lamp. I would have never thought to look any closer if not for others comments.

So much for that Fantasy.
I had no idea!

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It took me a few takes to figure out it was a lamp. I would have never thought to look any closer if not for others comments.

So much for that Fantasy.
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