little johnny...

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Little Johnny went up to his father and said, "Dad, the English teacher
gave us an assignment to determine the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'. Can you help me?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'OK. First, go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
and finally, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked , 'Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gosh!
I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?!!'

Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy these days?'

Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, 'So tell me...Did you find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?'

Little Johnny replied, 'Yeah... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars...but Realistically...we're living with two sluts and a queer.