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07-29-2008, 10:31 PM
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Convicted Bali Bombers seek 'execution without pain'
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html They blow-up innocents and now they complain that death by firing squad might be too painful!!!??? If I had my way I say strap a stick of dynamite on either side of their heads. 
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07-29-2008, 11:07 PM
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I would be if I was one of the shooters. I'd need to reload a few times before the kill shot.
Bang...Oops a little low. Bang...Oops the other kneecap. Bang...Dang the shoulder. Bang...Ouch...Crotch Shot.
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07-30-2008, 04:45 AM
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Sure, have a Hog butcher do it
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07-30-2008, 11:07 AM
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Practical Problems in Paradise. 1. There is no guarantee that they are hotties or even interested. In fact, they may be virgins for unfortunate reasons. 2. All 72 have to be treated equally. You can't reject, say, half of them. God would not be happy with you rejecting his gifts. 3. Where are they going to live, what are they going to eat? Women aren't allowed to work. Live in a cave? I don't think so. He will have to work three jobs. 4. Women who are cooped up together have synchronized periods. He will have to deal with all 72 of them having PMS at the same time. 5. Many of these women will want dinner, conversation and at least a little warming up. Also, they will require that he is clean and kempt. He may think he just has to get it on, but he would be wrong. 6. The virgins will begin to demand some satisfaction. The two-minute drill isn't going to work forever. That is 72 different women for him to learn to make happy. It is two months between encounters. Who could remember which virgin likes what? 8. It is every night for him, but two month waiting for the women. They will be all excited and he will be tired. That could lead to trouble, eh? 9. At first, the frisky teen-aged martyr will be able to keep up, but 72 virgins to take care of, three jobs, continual praying- it all takes its toll. So, will he get those special Viagra offers in his email? 10. Something martyrs never consider: what if he is fat and ugly, what if the virgins laugh at him when he drops his pants. Maybe they would rather remain virgins than deal with him. He could have 72 virgins who only want money and new kitchen appliances, not sex. Can you just keep martyring yourself, hoping to find 72 interested virgins?
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