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10-20-2008, 04:14 PM
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Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants
funnybone..............  I tell you people really are funny BRADENTON, Fla. – Authorities said a man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reported that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants. The detective approached the 32-year-old man and ordered him to stop. Authorities said the man then removed several bags of shrimp from his pants and promised to put them back. When the man fled for the store's exit, the detective tackled and restrained him until patrol deputies arrived. The man was charged with shoplifting, battery on an officer and resisting arrest. He was being held on $2,600 bail.
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10-20-2008, 04:20 PM
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ahaha funny...he could spend some serious time in jail for the battery on an officer charge....IDIOT
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10-20-2008, 04:22 PM
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Reading my mind are you???????
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10-20-2008, 04:26 PM
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if it was pepperoni or salomi he might have got away with just a orcward converstation with the off-duty officer
what a genius "Officer I think there may be one more baby shrimp in there,... oh wait no" -store clerk
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10-20-2008, 04:42 PM
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Quote:
 I doubt he could have got away with "several"...
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10-20-2008, 04:51 PM
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reminds me on the most outrageous videos with that lady who stuffed a turkey between her legs and at some point she dropped it and kicked it lmao..
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10-20-2008, 05:16 PM
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Maybe the knucklehead was jes' trying to "cool off"
his situation.
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That's ridiculous! I wonder if they were frozen?
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