Another golf joke [Rated M for Mature]

[asawadude]

From the archives of Asawadude's raunchy humor collected from the net over the years. It's been passed around, but there's always someone who hasn't heard it...

A beautiful, sexy woman was playing a round of golf with her three male friends and was playing the round of her life. On the 18th green, she needs to sink a 25 foot putt to break 80 for the first time. She said to her friends, none of whom have ever hooked up with her, "If one of you tells me how to make this putt so I can finally break 80, I will give you a blow job right here on the green."

A gleeful look of joy came over the faces of all three men.

The first golfer steps up and carefully scrutinizes the line for several minutes and says, "I think it breaks right to left and you should start the putt about three balls outside the right edge."

The second golfer kneels behind the ball, holds up his putter with 2 fingers , closes one eye, and targets the hole. He says, "No way, the putt actually breaks only slightly right to left. Aim your putt just inside the right edge."

The last guy steps up to read the putt. He walks all around the green reading all the undulations and slopes, obviously very focused on the task at hand. He looks at the hole, then he looks up at the woman, he looks at the hole again, then back again at the woman. After a few minutes he turns to the her, smiles, and says, "Pick it up, hun, it’s a gimme."

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[Zracat]

Lol

[jaaX3]

Nice!

[Juanted]

LMAO!!! Good one!