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12-09-2009, 03:28 PM
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I just had a run in with a Kamikaze poodle
 I'm thinking, damn...I just killed someone's puppy. I put the X in reverse and roll back thinking I'm going to see road kill. Nothing there. I look around and see the poodle on the sidewalk. I wait to see if he's hurt. He starts walking, and seems OK. No limping. I attempt to drive away. As soon as I start to roll forward, he comes out and sits right in front of me. I hit the horn, he moves to the side, I roll forward, and here he comes IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN. This continued for a good 15 minutes.  When I was finally able to make a move without him jumping in front of me, he chased me down the block, yapping all the way. I hate little yappy dogs.
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12-09-2009, 04:19 PM
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His azz would've been a hood ornament after all of that....
 .....PhilOh let me say just joking for all you animal rights folks.
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12-09-2009, 04:46 PM
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12-09-2009, 05:20 PM
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 I felt terrible when I thought I killed him. I would have rang someone's bell to see where he belonged. I pictured some little kid looking out the window and watching as I made her puppy into road pizza. That little bugger was f*cking with me. I wonder if he liked the exhaust note.
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12-09-2009, 05:31 PM
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12-09-2009, 07:42 PM
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Theres a car chaser down the hill from me.
He comes out does his chase thing and I keep right on driving. I hope he doesn't slip up...  But here's a wonderment.... do cats chase cars. 
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12-09-2009, 08:10 PM
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No, they just stalk them and wait till the night... then leave little cat footprints all over the hood and windshield.
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12-10-2009, 02:20 AM
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You are mean Laura! That is all I'm going to say...
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And you didn't even said 
to it? How do you live with yourself! 
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