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Old 12-28-2009, 10:31 PM
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[NWS] This can't be good news for air travellers!!!
First there was the shoe bomber who hid explosives in his shoes... we all had to take our shoes off after that. Now CNN reports that the Christmas bomber has explosives sewn into his underwear!!!!

Guess what you'll be shedding next11????....NO WONDER the airport screens take so long today!!!!

Guard: "OK sir just drop those boxers on the conveyor please!"
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Old 12-29-2009, 01:45 AM
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The only solution... Ship the baggage ahead and fly naked.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:56 AM
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Flying naked...hmm. I've seen some pretty nice lookin girls at certain airports too
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:27 AM
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Flying naked...hmm. I've seen some pretty nice lookin girls at certain airports too
Too bad they are greatly outnumbered by the fat hairy guys that always end up sitting next to me.
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:55 AM
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air travelers will be traveling nude, i like it...
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:54 PM
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new security question
" is that a stick of dynamite in your pants or are you just pleased to see me "
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:25 PM
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Too bad they are greatly outnumbered by the fat hairy guys that always end up sitting next to me.
Well at least that should break the tension at the waiting lines because 'everyone will not be able to keep from laughing!'
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The only solution... Ship the baggage ahead and fly naked.
That's what I do. I check everything in, and go through the gates in basketball shorts, and sandals. Been doing it since 2002, saves me a lot of trouble.
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i have a 10 incher, great, now i look suspicious just because...
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Old 12-31-2009, 02:51 AM
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You knew it was coming... New in flight regulations.

LiveLeak.com - Passenger Records New TSA Regulations in Action on Jet Blue Flight
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