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12-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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The Price of Luxury
A lady walked into a BMW dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded BMW and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price." 
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12-26-2005, 01:22 PM
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein
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12-26-2005, 02:03 PM
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I wonder what's gonna happen when she drives it.....It will be ugly
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 Dinan S1 pkg / 22" Iforged Swift - Toyo 295F*315R / Eisenmann Race - OEM tips / H & R 15mm front 30mm rear spacers / Euro-spec headlights / CF M Competition steering wheel / Full CF interior / 6000K D2S / HID fogs / AiBrights V3 / Interior Xenon / LED sidemarkers / Matte black grille & hood vents
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12-26-2005, 02:42 PM
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The heated seats will definitely get things gurgling
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