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Old 12-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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The Price of Luxury
The Price of Luxury

A lady walked into a BMW dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded BMW and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price."
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:15 PM
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:20 PM
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:23 PM
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Good one. Thanks for sharing.
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I wonder what's gonna happen when she drives it.....It will be ugly
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The heated seats will definitely get things gurgling
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I have to add this to my list of BMW jokes
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