Who likes picnics?

[PersonaNonGrata]

I just have to mention that I always laugh when I am deleting a spam post where you guys chime in about liking or going to picnics. I sometimes feel it's almost a shame to delete the thread. It's kind of an xoutpost tradition now to respond to obvious spam with mentions of picnics.

[UCrewX5]

LOL - so true!!

[Quicksilver]

Unless I participated, I missed the picnic movie....

[TerminatorX5]

oh man... you deleted that picnic-float-the-key-in-the-river thread???!!! it was hilariuos!!! maybe we should have a special "wall-of-shame" category, where those posts stay but locked down, for others to see? like a head on a pike on the city walls... lol... on the other hand, those threads do take up the space...

well, good riddance...

[Thunder22]

On the corvette board it's called "going on vacation"

[motordavid]

Originally Posted by Thunder22

On the corvette board it's called "going on vacation"

And, I occasionally wonder/recall some 'you cannot make this crap up' posters; a few old handles/non de plumes come to mind. Some were always good for a few laughs and some piling on.

[Thunder22]

Originally Posted by motordavid

And, I occasionally wonder/recall some 'you cannot make this crap up' posters; a few old handles/non de plumes come to mind. Some were always good for a few laughs and some piling on.

Absolutely lol

[PersonaNonGrata]

Here's the spam post. It's too awful/funny not to share. What a tale!

Owing BMW car is a cool thing ,right?
Do you like to drive it to party ,work or airing and show your bmw car is so amazing.
I drive my X5 everyday ,it’s my partner wherever I want to go .(Evryday make me most exciting is drive my X5to date with my girl ,She love it so damn) How beautiful!
But good thing always have a end .several days ago . I had quarrel with my girlfriend.She said that I care the car more than her.Is it unreasonable?Ok ,what’s the next drive me cazy. She threw my X5 key with angry. Where is my key?Oh my god! There is a river and I watch my key flowing away.What’s the hell matter with you ? I yield to my girlfriend.Damn it , I don’t have a repeat key . Do you guys have double keys? What’s the hell can I do ？call my vendor or just pull my car home ? All right ,I’m insane.
My girlfriend seems realize that she make a big mistake.She look at my face innocently.
All right, I love her .but what’s the most important is giving me a key. My girlfriend told me she got a method and call her brother.and then Mark bring the tool named BMW key programmer?Do you guys ever use this stuff. Mark told me this stuff can repeat my X5 key even the key is lost .I doubt it but the fact is that it really work . …..At last , I back well with my girlfriend.
What BMW key programmer can do ? Mark tell me it can Ideal for lost or add keys Support on all the BMW with EWS , only use normal chip can provide the efficaciously maintenance of broken keys of BMW. It seems useful maybe I should have my own one.

[motordavid]

Some guy with English for a 2nd language, mimicking James Joyce style 'writing', all in the slightly disguised spam endeavor to sell copied keys...
good dig out, PNG/K!

[rayxi]

"I yield to my girlfriend. Damn it, I don’t have a repeat key"

Almost as good as "All your base are belong to us".