Hayaku Motorsports Press Release

hayaku · #1 01-20-2006, 06:31 PM

1-17-2006

Hayaku Motorsports is please to announce the addition of their 5th team member, Isabella, as chief pit baby. Isabella will fulfill the duties of sleeping, eating, and soiling diapers. Duties that her older sisters Kaitlin and Kara previously held and set the standard pretty high. However, we have no doubt that Isabella will excel in her new role. Isabella has been adjusting to her new environment and smiling quite a bit as she observes the progress of the projects at hayaku motorsports.

Kara has been promoted to Chief Toddler and team food examiner at only 1.5 years old. Kara has been extremely successful in calling for food by pointing to it and saying "mum mum", having a taste, then trying to feed others while saying "here go" and "thanks". Kara has also started in her disciplinary role by biting your knees if you do not comply to her offering of food.

Kaitlin still serves the role of Chief toy tester and assistant mechanic. Later this summer, when she reaches 5 yrs old, she will under go kart training. You may see some pictures of her in the future tech articles as she's been helping out quite a bit and sticking her head in front of the camera. She has been inviting pratically anyone to go racing under the conditions that she will win. Of course daddy hayaku concedes and Kaitlin wins every time.

We have high hopes for the girls of hayaku motorsports. We are extremely please with all of their accomplishments at such an early time in their careers. We expect to see the girls kick the butts of Danica Patrick and Milka Dunno in about 16 years. If not behind the steering wheel, then with bare hands as the girls also inherit a long pedigree of champion martial arts bloodline.

We appreciate all the posts of congrulations and good tidings. The team is in great spirits and resting comfortably at the home garage now.

More news to come!

-adam