Service Light...
 

Second time this has happened...
My E90 (same cluster as E70) has the service light and timer where it goes off when you reach either the date or mileage that shows up on startup. Well, my service light went off today, but the oil isn't for another 3700 miles. I called Assist, they transferred me 8 times and "don't know what you're talking about Mr. *******" and the dealer just looked at me stupidly and said "Why are you here".

Any idea?