Said before, but once more...
 

this is SUBSTANTIAL.

If you know the name of the person you want to reach, press 1.
If you want sales department, press 2.
For technical support, press 3.
For all other calls, please hold the line and an operator will be with you shortly.

Para Espanol, oprima la estrella.

REP-RE-SENT-TA-TIVE.

I said that I do NOT want Clinton's chair!

Who do I talk to about getting a pen?

or

Michelle, hi, it's me, I can't find the men's room...

or

Who is this? Bill? Hey Bill, What are you doing in the private residence?

or

Ralph, yeah, it's Barry, give Bill Clinton a call and get me Lewinsky's number....

No, I said 1/2 pepperoni half mushroom....

Winner!

Yeah, I'd like to order a Macbook Pro, 15"... Does that come with a Blue Tooth mouse or do I need to order that separately?

And how soon can I get that? Cause I'm lost without my computer..

Obama, o-b-a-m-a, Yes, like the president..

Shipping address,
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC..

ANYONE KNOW THE ZIPCODE HERE?

And throw in a couple Ipod Nano's for the girls and Joe Biden.

Just gimme the goddamn blackberry. I can't take this anymore.

"yeah, you can clearly see her ass print on the desk, it's friggin gross, I have to sit way over here on the right to avoid it... friggin clinton... pig"

:bustingup

Mr. Ahmenijad, don't make me get on a plane and come over their to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Joe - it your wife goes on Oprah again, I'm gonna slap you.

I don't know what's in it, Bush left it on the desk... it's brown and about the size of a cigar box... ... screw that, I'm not opening it...... YOU come over here and open it.....

Yeah, Verizon, the name on that account is John Doe, I'll be paying in cash. Can you ship discretely? My wife thinks I'm having an affair.

Can I have a mallolamar?

O, thinking to himself: "Jeesshh, this is the freakin In Box from Hell"...:yikes:

"Oh, Hey Blago, 'Bama here...how 'bout getting my old Senate seat back?"

Hi, I'd like to get one of those interns in here please...no, not the same one Bill got...yes, slim and trim and please keep this on the DL.

He gets to keep it.