X3 carjacked
 

I was driving through LA last night and some tough guys on the corner pulled me out of my X3 and kicked me in the kidneys.

Anyway, they took the car and crashed it into the corner of a donut shop so now I'll have to report it to my insurance co. on Monday.

Should I get another X3 and risk that happening again?

Thanks.

Wow...consider yourself lucky! Now you can go get that manly Saturn Vue! (Damn...what an oxy moron!)

Sorry, but until I see some photos and/or a scanned police report (you can redact personal info), I am calling BS on this one. :confused:

Since you're obviously trolling here, it's too bad your so-called attackers didn't pull a Reginald Denny on you in your imagined car-jacking.

Get a life, Troll...
suggestion: find another board for your bs.

hmmm thats sad

:loser:

The only thing missing from this post was that they were dressed like the Village People and looking for a 'chick car'. :loser:

Risk what?

Driving thru LA?
Being pulled out of the X3?
Getting kicked in the kidneys?
Or Having the car crashed into the corner of a doughnut shop?

All you seem to be concerned about is weather you should get another X3.
Seems to me your priorities are screwed up which leads me to believe your story is not factual. But ok, tells us where in LA? What hospital? What doughtnut shop? On what street? If you don't then what's being said in the thread about you is true.

i dont know what to believe now

Why don't we boycott this dude's next asinine thread: zero views, zero replies. Just a thought. It's a bit late for this one, obviously.

Moderator requested!
 

How about a moderator stepping in? Seems like an easy step to remove Mr. Chic-car's posting ability...

I see he's also got a new name: BlackVue. Nice. Just like those clowns on usenet that you killfile, and they change their name to get around it...

:loser:

I hope the donuts pulled through okay.

And the cops eating the donuts...whew!

According to the police report, the sprinkles and nuts were DOA.

Carjack my X3 will you.........you would have to deal with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson first.......oops did I say that outloud ;)

wut the hecks going on

It happened near the Yum Yum donut shop on Highland at Santa Monica.
I didn't go to a hospital
Paramedica took a look at me at the scene and determined that I was mostly just really shaken up.
I first came to this forum to honestly find out if the X3 I bought is a chick car but then this happened.

I'm not sure if I should get another one with the insurance money because the same thing might happen again.

Those guys and others like them are out there and might think I should be beat up because of the car I'm driving.
They got blood on my new polo sweater and scuffed my loafers up pretty bad.

I think when they see a guy like me with a nice watch and I'm driving in a car that might be considered on the feminine side they think they can take me - and they did.

I just think I need a tougher car.
My last car was a 2004 325i and this never happened.

By the way, I DIDN'T take a new name "Blackvue" - why would I do that,
So I can talk to myself?

Anyway, if anything like this has happened to anyone let me know - and do you think I should get another X3?

Thanks!

i think you dont need a "tougher car", you need a tougher you.
Sign up for a self defense class or something

wow!!!
Didn't you lock the door?

:yawn: Whatever...

ok just get the M5 or a 760iL if that will put and end to your problems of looking a bit feminine because of the car you drive.:loco:

Get yourself one of these

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/

But, with a slight modification - Put the flame thrower inside the car rather than on the outside!!

Your post is complete BS!!:tsk:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ng_drawing.jpg


I love trolls, its a great way to get your post count up.

Are you for real?

Why would you make this post?

PS It helps to lock the doors.

Wagner, you always have the best pictures to put in your posts! Where do you get them?

Use the internet for all its worth :)

Attachment 7074 :thumbup:

Dude,forget about the car....I hope you had insurance on those loafers! Now THAT is not acceptable...

For us Yanks, it reminds me of that new Dodge ad - the one with the fairy flying around changing stuff? My bet is balckx3 is the guy walking the dog.:rofl:

:thumbup:

:iagree: 3 X. first, you in your X. you did even try to get away by pull off on them. but you gave in like a @#$%^. second, you still concern about what your X is not tougher enough. Dude Get a life and stop be a :loser:my 4 cents..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

doesnt the x auto lock when you drive above 5mph

i think even if he buys an armored truck or a Tank, he will still be beaten up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats A setting and while risking being a fat ass, i've driven my X5 down highland and santa monica many times and um the yum yum is highland and melrose, and if they wanted to car jack a car TRUST ME they would take a much nicer one, and finally the yum yum says they have not had any accidents in the last 6 years :(

;owned; :loser2:

Very nice work, Ryan! :thumbup:

You're not a fat ass. You're simply separating fact from fiction.

;owned; You rock man!
All I did was Google the address to see if there was one there - you took it to the next level!

All right - time to implement the "ignore" plan on "Mr." blackX3/BlackVue! :thumbup:

I can probably get a friend in Parker Center to pull a police report, but I don't think I want to bother her for something so trivial.

OK I'm gonna play the dummy here and ask a stupid question. Why in the world would a person lie about something like this? And why come on X5world and waste your time telling a lie and make yourself look like an idiot. I don't get it.

Y R WE STILL ENTERTAINING THIS FOOL:explode:

No I think we are entertaining ourselves by watching other people be themselves. What could be funnier.

:rofl: :rofl: U RIGHT EACH TIME I READ THE NEXT THREAD. I FALL OUT LAUGHNING...:rofl: :rofl:

Agree.
So in response to his question---is the x3 a chick car?
If you are not smart enough to know when to drive away from a suspected car jack, then you deserve to get the kick in the kidneys.

He is probably trying to say X3 is for female. Trying to piss X3 owners off.

He doesn't have a life so he fabricates one.:tsk:

Ok, I'll say it one more time...

"Guaranteed to fix your problem! Now you will know for sure that your car isn't a "chick" car. Only $25! "

http://bumpernuts.com/

Again, I don't know if this will keep people from calling you "gay".

im not sure why we are still on this thread ..............................

Sorry all, blond is right. The Yum Yum is on Highland and Melrose.
I just moved here and got mixed up. Santa Monica is the next street North - for those who don't know.
I dodn't know why they would say there hasn't been an accident.
The car only took out a few bricks on the corner but you'd think they'd remember even that.
Oh well.
Try getting hauled out of your car in the middle of the night and beaten with your own loafers - see if you can remember where you were.

Thank you!!
All I'm trying to find out is if they slapped me in the head with my shoes and kicked in my kidneys because of the car I was driving.
I LIKE the X3 - that's why I bought it. I'm just scared to death now to buy another one.
I hate being wrapped up in my own blood-soaked polo sweater (brand new, I might add... green with a pink trim and a blue horse - V-neck).
I loved that sweater.

That's not what happened.
I came out of the Yum Yum with a small cup of cocoa in one hand and a bear claw in the other when one guy said "hey, nice ride."
I was a little nervous but being from the South, I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
The first guy said "can we take her for a ride?
So then I'm thinking that they think my car is on the girlie side and they can have their way with me.
I tried to say "no" but the guy grabbed my cocoa and another guy pulled my new sweater up over my head.
I remember thinking "why are they taking off my loafers" and then I felt the pounding on my ears and forehead.
I pulled down the sweater and there was one guy eating my bear claw while the other guys started in on my kidneys.
They laughed at me and then hopped in the car.
They must have been high on drugs becaus they swerved and just missed a hobo with a grocery cart.
They clipped the wall of the Yum Yum and landed halfway next to the corner and a dumpster.
They thought I was laughing at them so they threw me in the dumpster and piled garbage on me - old donuts and pudding.

I thought my car was going to explode so I just ran in circles screaming until the paramedics came.

I just never want that to happen again.
I still have nightmares where a bunch of schoolgirls are in my X3 and they laugh at me and call me a fairy-boy. I don't know why. I'm a good person.

:whocares:

Hopefully it's the last time, because it wasn't funny the first time or the second time.

LMAO this has GOT to be the funniest thing I've ever read.

OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.
:whocares:

Yeah, didn't he say in the beginning that they pulled him out of the X3? I really don't feel like going back to the original "story" to find out...

Well I had to go back and look anyways....I was right. LOL

Like I said he changes his mind and then blames it on the fact that they slaped him arround and kicked him. Besides if they kicked him in the kidneys at first why would his fav. sweater be bloody??? Really makes no sense.
I give up.

A small cup of cocoa :rofl: You deserve to drive a girlie car.

LOL this is too funny to give up. Sure brightens my day...a bit.

They did!
I was halfway in the car when they stole my cocoa and almost smothered me with my V-neck.
I had the keys in the other hand - that's how they got them.
You guys just want to hate me too.
Anyway, I have to go to therapy now.

I wish someone could just tell me if I'm going to get killed next time if I get an X3.
Maybe if I get the sport package and some after-market wheels I'll be ok?

Ya think? :captainob

Must have made him piss blood? :rofl:

I actually know a WOMAN that has those on her truck. Guess that "blows" his theory...

Perhaps he should go back to his gay friend and ask for advice while getting a back rub to sooth his bruised kidneys... :rolleyes:

LOL but LOL you LOL said LOL you LOL were LOL driving LOL through LOL LA...

He's the new generation of internet troll. They used to (and still do, for those that read them) populate newsgroups.

Here's some info:
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/troll.html

HTH! :thumbup:

I was, Perry Mason!
I stopped for some cocoa and a jelly donut.
Obviously I wasn't "driving" or how could they have pulled me out?

Wow, you guys must watch a lot of Court TV or something.

I'm thinking I might be safer in a Land Rover - or is that the girl version of the Range Rover?
I'm so confused.

Exactly! The police report (or lack thereof, more likely) will just confirm what we already know. This is a troll who is enjoying that he/she is getting a signficant reaction from us.

:rofl:
Stay away from X3.
lol if you really want to get an X3? then I think adding after-market wheels might prevent you from being killed
Definitely get V1, so you can detect where are the gangs.
You should also get a helmet. I think the main problem here is ur face.
They don't like your face, not ur car.:captainob

Attention Admins. :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hmmmm,
Sorry to read about your alpaca V neck sweater...
hope the coffee and jelly stains come out. :confused:

I was gonna hit the Ig button, but this recent delusional
addition is pretty entertaining.

One cannot make up how weird some of the
rub-you-wrong types are here. :rolleyes:

What?!...are the Yahoo car Boreds spraying the woodwork again?! :rofl:

OK, OK, OK...I am so ashamed...I am ashamed to admit that I am sitting here in front of this computer with tears rolling down my face...Hey Black, Im so sorry for what must have been a terrifying situation for you, but damn dude, this is too funny...

I didn't ask this question to validate you or your story. I ask because I can't believe it. I have to ask these kinds of questions every once in a while because i'm not the smartest Banana in the bunch and I think i'm missing something. But no my suspicions are correct the Tuesday toons have arrived in living color. UNBELIAVIBLE.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I just saw PeterNYC's thread regarding having a big dog in his X3: http://www.xoutpost.com/x3-e83-forum/...reed-dogs.html

My dog "Beef" isn't really a big dog but she was in the car with me when the bad men crashed it.
I keep her in the little thingy on the dashboard that holds the Navigation (if you have it - I didn't).

I usually put an oven mitt in with her as a cushion.

Beef was sitting there happily waiting for her nightly bite of Bear Claw and a sip of hot cocoa and the next thing she knew she was flying 6 inches through the air and into the windshield.

She's at the Vet still with a concusion - they think.
One eye rolled back in her head but they said it will get better.

I need a bigger car and a bigger dog!

:iagree:

Michelle, sorry I called you Perry Mason.
I'm just worried so about sweet little Beef.

That and I have no car to get to Yoga class and the rental car from my insurance co. runs out tomorrow.

I have to make a decision on what car to get right away.

With all due respect to Bozo, blackx3 here is your next car:

http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/images/clown_car.JPG

Where do I get a police report?
I took pictures but they stole my camera when they ran away.
They were like "ooh, sweet camera... you little girl."

I can't believe how calloused people can be.
I can barely make it to the bathroom without wetting myself and I shake constantly.

Luckily I have plenty of pistachio ice cream in the fridge and Beef comes home tomorrow.

I wish you guys would just tell me what new car to get and stop yelling at me.:tantrum:

and miss all this drama?....... :dunno:

I was gonna do that but you beat me to it. You mean entertainment,:rofl:

No it isn't. This is blackx3's ride

That's what I meant but I guess that's not how it came out. I'll go back and edit it. :doh:

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/Cry-Baby-Hate-T.jpg

PLEASE WE NEED PICTURES.

Here's a pic, that may sum up how most of us feel
about this utterly inane thread...but, maybe it's
jes'me. :rofl: :

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiREz19EjpwA6h6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124hqvcg0/EXP=1147216068/**http://www.praezr.com/pics/guywithguninmouth.jpg[/IMG]

OK, I limped over to the Yum Yum and they had a surveillance camera set up.
They gave me a still.
I hope this works...
That's my X3 on the right.
You can't see but the whole front end is smashed into a dumpster.
Attachment 7087

Here's another angle:
I have to lay down now.
I've been sweating a coughing up cherry cough syrup all morning.
Attachment 7088

:clueless: You need to stop lying to us.

dude, what you smokin?
do you think we all dumb as you?

tell you what?

YOU NEED MORE PHOTOSHOP SKILLS.

or at least drop some shadows

oh and, :loser:

Call 911, and see if they give a rat's azz.

It's a shame, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. If Blackx3/BlackVue actually focused his efforts towards good instead of evil he could be alot of fun. Boy has way too much time on his hands. I think it's a ploy to win us over. :confused:

oh and I found your pic from surveillance camera shots

http://content.nkino.com/article/0011/11670/01.jpg

quit smoking.

Ok, who else is bored with this? :yawn:

This thread was kind of amusing initially but I'm loosing interest. :dh:

:withstupi

Let's see...it's 4:30 PDT in LA, so the unusually weird one has
either left the school 'puter or, his dreadful cubicle job.

Are all the moderators accounted for? Perchance someone is loose in the missile silo.

Black X3 out
 

I've never posted to a forum before and actually WAS wondering if the X3 would be considered chick car.
After seeing how serious, crazy and best of all fun you people are I had to keep pushing to see how long you'd let me stay.

I actually work in marketing and advertising and curiosity got the best of me. Trolling! What a great idea. Actually it is a good way to spread marketing info and it DOES happen as well as positive/negative blogging.

Anyway, no marketing here - just a fun lovin'' guy with a question who found this little world of fanatics.

Oh yeah. My photoshop skills do need a little work. Thanks.


PS - I am not Blackvue - that's a screwball friend of mine in Oregon and yes, we are both gay. Contact us if you are interested in hooking up: BlackVUE = [email protected] blackX3 = [email protected]

That said, I'm sure you're all very nice people... with curious habits.

Hey, check out http://www.philhendrieshow.com/ - see if the radio show is in your area. You guys would be perfect for this.
And no, I don't work for the show.

Love you all!

-BlackX3 out.

Good part is he finally admited he is a douche bag...now we can get rid of him and his posts :)

I finally had time to read this whole thread, very entertaining. I think it'll die it's own death without us getting involved. I think I can photoshop better than him/her/whatever.