Fun word game while on lock down...
 

You have to hear it from somebody in real life. Can’t make it up.

I’ll start with an example.

We had a mild 4.8 earthquake in Irvine CA yesterday. A few friends were talking about it in a group text chain. My female friend who lives nearby says: “ But I didn’t feel anything.”

I quickly added: “I didn’t feel anything, title of your sex tape!”

Needless to say she did not get it for a good 5 minutes, then proceeded to call me a very dirty man.

Feel free to add a phrase you’ve heard that could apply here!

My son yelled to me from upstairs the other day - “Dad, you’re going to have to help me, I just can’t get it in!” My wife looked up with a stupid look on her face like “what”... [emoji50]

Context - we were sleeving pvc together to run network cable to some hard wired cameras and he couldn’t get the union to twist together... [emoji12]


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:rofl: That is a good one!