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o. l. t. 02-05-2011 12:44 PM
What are you actually supposed to put in this tray?
 
I am getting tire of all the smart ellic friends I have telling me to "see if it fits".

What is it's actual purpose of this tray?


http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d5...1/IMG_8975.jpg

Helmuth 02-05-2011 01:24 PM
How does it look like? Give it a try :D:nanana::wow:

o. l. t. 02-05-2011 02:04 PM
Lol. What could possibly warrant this design?

powers1 02-05-2011 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Helmuth (Post 802224)
How does it look like? Give it a try :D:nanana::wow:
Tried it!....mine doesnt fit....Kept banging the gear selector :rofl::rofl:

Sundayjumper 02-05-2011 02:31 PM
Utterly bizarrely, ETK seems to call it Floor mat velours.

However, the next item down is "illuminated ring", if that floats your boat :D

DooD 02-05-2011 02:37 PM
SEE IF IT FITS!!!! SEE IF IT FITS!!!!:lmao:

Patrick-Irish 02-05-2011 02:38 PM
I showed it to my wife who said it was for storing a dildo.

TQ2K 02-05-2011 02:43 PM
Lobster tray!

Nik 02-05-2011 02:50 PM
:D:D:D:D
Keys maybe?

hypnotiqdmg 02-05-2011 02:59 PM
A cookie mold for bachelorette parties? Mine doesn't have it...

o. l. t. 02-05-2011 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundayjumper (Post 802243)
Utterly bizarrely, ETK seems to call it Floor mat velours.
That's even more trivial than the part itself.

powers1 02-05-2011 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Patrick-Irish (Post 802246)
I showed it to my wife who said it was for storing a dildo.
I think on Bmw options list ,they have a cradle to recharge that..:rofl::rofl:

dirtymonkey29 02-05-2011 05:08 PM
Just an odments tray, its shaped like that so it can be lifted out easier. you can grip it between your thumb and fore finger comfortably. usually cup holders under it

MINIz guy 02-05-2011 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtymonkey29 (Post 802304)
Just an odments tray, its shaped like that so it can be lifted out easier. you can grip it between your thumb and fore finger comfortably. usually cup holders under it
Now that's just absurd.

o. l. t. 02-05-2011 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtymonkey29 (Post 802304)
you can grip it between your thumb and fore finger comfortably.
That's what she said.

CTSportX5 02-05-2011 11:51 PM
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA, that is the funniest thing ever. An X5 dong. Who knew...

JCL 02-06-2011 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by o. l. t. (Post 802213)
What is it's actual purpose of this tray?
It is for pens, but it works just as well for a tire pressure gauge. Standard equipment over the front cupholders, up until 2003 IIRC.

All these people who never read the owner's manual.....

o. l. t. 02-06-2011 01:45 AM
So..... The storing penis for storing pens.

Hell why not.

Skip110 02-06-2011 01:45 PM
A small pair of scissors?

Boston X5 4.4 02-06-2011 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JCL (Post 802434)
It is for penis, but it works just as well for a tire pressure gauge. Standard equipment over the front cupholders, up until 2003 IIRC.
FYP

Isambard 02-06-2011 03:47 PM
I think you're all wrong, BMW included! Thats for a well and truly beefed-up 5mm spanner! Otherwise I dont know what all this sordid shenanigans is about :nanana:

powers1 02-06-2011 04:30 PM
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I think my hairdresser girlfriend has the best answer!..Its for putting your scissors :rofl:

JCL 02-06-2011 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by powers1 (Post 802615)
I think my hairdresser girlfriend has the best answer!..Its for putting your scissors :rofl:
So the X5 is a hairdresser's car?

Isambard 02-07-2011 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by JCL (Post 802679)
So the X5 is a hairdresser's car?
Thats a wicked typo JCL! Dont you mean Z4?:bustingup

powers1 02-07-2011 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JCL (Post 802679)
So the X5 is a hairdresser's car?
I guess so!I mean ,my girlfriend is a hairdresser and she drives an X5 ..and it is her car:)

UrbanFlow 02-07-2011 09:16 AM
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Did yours not come with one?
They're available as an option from the dealer. £245.99 fitted.

J.Belknap 02-07-2011 11:16 AM
Luckily, I keep a spare.

http://www.propstore.com/img/product...ldkey-dvd1.jpg

JCL 02-07-2011 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Isambard (Post 802765)
Thats a wicked typo JCL! Dont you mean Z4?:bustingup
Naw, the Z3 was a hairdresser's car. The Z4 was quite different. Said an ex-Z4 owner.

Thing is, almost nobody in NA knows the phrase, so it is just the Brits that will get it.

Urban Dictionary: hairdressers car

Bayerische X 02-07-2011 07:02 PM
This thread is killin' me :lmao:

o. l. t. 02-07-2011 07:40 PM
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Thing is, almost nobody in NA knows the phrase, so it is just the Brits that will get it.

Urban Dictionary: hairdressers car
Oh HAI! :stickpoke

If anyone wants their own....... here's your part number :D Confirmed as the same posted in the first link by SundayJumper.

Weasel 02-07-2011 09:46 PM
Russian phallus-copter landing pad?

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