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X5CA 03-30-2008 01:25 PM

Accident
 
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Kaify wants y'all to know that he had an accident .

He was the last guy in a traffic jam that was just starting and the car behind him came after a min or so , and it was too late to brake .

Here is how the X5 reacted according to kaify :P

Before the impact , the X held the P brake and pushed the seat back . It also tightened the seat belts and gave an alarm . 2 secs later , the impact occured .

Kaify has an idea , since the police report wasnt clear , he is thinking of damaging the exhaust tips cause they are too dirty and burnt up > :rofl:

trueX5er 03-30-2008 01:37 PM

wait you know Kaify? I thought you were in KSA, not Dubai...:dunno:

And the X5 does not have any sort of presafe system or anything, so he is making that up.

X5CA 03-30-2008 01:39 PM

kaify is my sister's son ..

that is what he told me

trueX5er 03-30-2008 01:43 PM

OMG wow I never knew that. Interesting.

He is on something if he thinks the X5 has rear Pre-Safe.
:rofl:

Ajogu 03-30-2008 01:44 PM

Awwww, Kaify wanted all of us to know... How sweet of him. I'm sure he did some crazy breakdance on the other guys car.
And his poor little exhaust tips are all burnt and dirty, poor kaify:rolleyes:
Anyhow, as long as he is fine, we are "HAPPY".

X5CA 03-30-2008 01:45 PM

he is fine thank god

but is suffering from back problems

Ajogu 03-30-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
kaify is my sister's son ..

that is what he told me

Damn, so you're his uncle. You read all his posts and saw how rude he was and you don't think he was out of line?:confused: Now, you're delivering his messages:confused: :confused:

trueX5er 03-30-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajogu
Damn, so you're his uncle. You read all his posts and saw how rude he was and you don't think he was out of line?:confused: Now, you're delivering his messages:confused: :confused:

in some of his posts, he said "Kaify=tool".
Then he posted a youtube link of his X5 driving in circles, but the youtube account was Kaify's, and he said it was from kaify.
I'm starting to think this may either be Kaify himself, or his friend.

4.6is Ryder 03-30-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
Here is how the X5 reacted according to kaify :P
Before the impact , the X held the P brake and pushed the seat back . It also tightened the seat belts and gave an alarm . 2 secs later , the impact occured .:

Glad to hear that he is alright, but I'm calling:bsflag: on this one.....Phil

brian5 03-30-2008 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4.6is Ryder
Glad to hear that he is alright, but I'm calling:bsflag: on this one.....Phil

:rofl: :iagree: I can't believe this story. It shows creativity though... Sorry to hear that he might have back pain now though.

X5 V8 03-30-2008 02:49 PM

That doesn't look pretty. I hope he gets better.

E61Silver 03-30-2008 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
Kaify wants y'all to know that he had an accident .

He was the last guy in a traffic jam that was just starting and the car behind him came after a min or so , and it was too late to brake .

Here is how the X5 reacted according to kaify :P

Before the impact , the X held the P brake and pushed the seat back . It also tightened the seat belts and gave an alarm . 2 secs later , the impact occured .

Kaify has an idea , since the police report wasnt clear , he is thinking of damaging the exhaust tips cause they are too dirty and burnt up > :rofl:

Hope he is ok; maybe he should trade the X5 in for a X6

mp3province 03-30-2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4.6is Ryder
Glad to hear that he is alright, but I'm calling:bsflag: on this one.....Phil

indeed:

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With all traction turned off , this is as far as it will spin :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O5Y1x7bV3M


PS : From that "tool" Kaify , Wagner :)

Fastbuck 03-30-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA

but is suffering from back problems

At least that'll take his mind of the sprain on his right wrist!

motordavid 03-30-2008 05:02 PM

... :yawn:

If it is Kaify, I thought he was banned...if it's one of Kaify's
sycophants, who cares what the Banned Kaify is doing? :rolleyes:

jimsaq 03-30-2008 06:25 PM

bummer :(
hope his back is ok

Quicksilver 03-30-2008 06:30 PM

:iagree: YAWN

Quote:

Originally Posted by motordavid
... :yawn:

If it is Kaify, I thought he was banned...if it's one of Kaify's
sycophants, who cares what the Banned Kaify is doing? :rolleyes:


delhite 03-30-2008 08:32 PM

"how not to drive a x5"

peterjaw 03-31-2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
Kaify wants y'all to know that he had an accident .

He was the last guy in a traffic jam that was just starting and the car behind him came after a min or so , and it was too late to brake .

Here is how the X5 reacted according to kaify :P

Before the impact , the X held the P brake and pushed the seat back . It also tightened the seat belts and gave an alarm . 2 secs later , the impact occured .

Kaify has an idea , since the police report wasnt clear , he is thinking of damaging the exhaust tips cause they are too dirty and burnt up > :rofl:

It looks like the X5 has prepared for the impact. Is this a standard or an option package? Which option?

statdoc 03-31-2008 12:18 AM

Kaify is a useless idiot. Boy, am I glad he isn't here again.

PersonaNonGrata 03-31-2008 12:35 AM

Somehow I doubt that this is not the first time Kaify has been rear-ended.

:popcorn:

blondboinsd 03-31-2008 01:43 AM

I'm calling BS!

blondboinsd 03-31-2008 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
Somehow I doubt that this is not the first time Kaify has been rear-ended.

:popcorn:

:rofl: :thumbup:

X5CA 03-31-2008 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by statdoc
Kaify is a useless idiot. Boy, am I glad he isn't here again.

i understand what he has done to you but can you not insult my nephew please ?


i remember reading somewhere that the X can sense an impact in o.2 of a sec

Fastbuck 03-31-2008 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
i understand what he has done to you but can you not insult my nephew please ?

Nice sentiment but... I'm sorry, we simply can't help ourselves. :rofl:


According to the opening post, the pre tensioners etc operated 2 secs before impact. I didn't know that you guys could already get the 2010 "crystal ball" option!

trueX5er 03-31-2008 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterjaw
It looks like the X5 has prepared for the impact. Is this a standard or an option package? Which option?

It's none! He made it up!
The X5 does not have a Pre-Safe system!
This is all coming from Kaify, remember!

E61Silver 03-31-2008 08:20 AM

[QUOTE=X5CA]i understand what he has done to you but can you not insult my nephew please ?

This is an insult of our intelligence.

Dubai_86 03-31-2008 08:32 AM

hope he's okay
that sucks, mine baby stayed in the workshop for just over a month

Monty04 03-31-2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x54.4blue
Hope he is ok; maybe he should trade the X5 in for a X6

After being rear-ended, his X5 almost looks like an X6!

brian5 03-31-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty04
After being rear-ended, his X5 almost looks like an X6!

:confused:

ljnlaw 03-31-2008 04:38 PM

I never like to hear that anyone is injured but maybe that will keep him away from the computer and posting such horrible crap on YouTube

08WhtX5 04-01-2008 11:38 PM

Was this an early April Fools joke?

X5audi 04-02-2008 02:37 AM

This is all very confusing.

So you're Kaify's uncle. But you called him a tool. And posted your X5 on his YouTube account, apparently?

And now he's spewing some BS about a nonexistent pre-safe?

What's up?

Kris@modmynav 04-02-2008 04:37 AM

Admin, check both IP addresses (Kaify & X5CA) and let us know ;)

Michelle 04-02-2008 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wuzin
Admin, check both IP addresses (Kaify & X5CA) and let us know ;)

Checked several weeks ago...same IP address, same camera phone.

motordavid 04-02-2008 08:24 AM

I thought Kaify was banned...if they are the "same" poster, Admins/Mods
ought to toss this "poster", too imo.
BR,mD

statdoc 04-02-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motordavid
I thought Kaify was banned...if they are the "same" poster, Admins/Mods
ought to toss this "poster", too imo.
BR,mD

Yes, I have been wondering why we knowingly allowed Kaify back on the board, after he was banned. Banned is banned.

X5CA 04-02-2008 12:52 PM

this aint kaify

golfer4life 04-02-2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
this aint kaify

So you live in the same house, with Kaify, sharing the same room, same computer and same phone? I thought you guys have so much money on that side of the world.

brian5 04-02-2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfer4life
So you live in the same house, with Kaify, sharing the same room, same computer and same phone? I thought you guys have so much money on that side of the world.

No, no, you've got that all wrong :rofl:

It's just a coincidence that they have the same phone. :) One is in Dubai while the other is in KSA. Oh, wait. How can that be if they are using the same IP address???

X5CA, I'd be interested to know how you could prove that you're not Kaify. There should be MANY ways to do that. And it won't work by sending foul-mouthed PMs to Wagner and I...

golfer4life 04-02-2008 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by brian5
Oh, wait. How can that be if they are using the same IP address???

exactly

Quicksilver 04-02-2008 01:46 PM

Then how do you account for the fact that your using his IP address (Same computer)

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
this aint kaify


golfer4life 04-02-2008 03:37 PM

Come to think of it, this post has Kaify written all over it. Look how much attention it already generated. Don't get sucked into it.

X5audi 04-02-2008 06:24 PM

^LMAO

jimsaq 04-02-2008 06:28 PM

they could live in the same house but be using different computers via a router doing NAT

they could use the same ISP who forces a transparent proxy on http traffic

their govt may regulate some or all traffic, enforcing a transparent proxy on http traffic

X5audi 04-02-2008 06:40 PM

Or... they could just be the same person.

delhite 04-02-2008 07:06 PM

wow its funny how everyone is taking this so seriously!

brian5 04-02-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delhite
wow its funny how everyone is taking this so seriously!

Oh, I don't know if everyone is taking it seriously. I'm not. It's more like playful bantering to pass the time between the BMW-related questions.

jimsaq 04-02-2008 07:26 PM

they sure could be the same person, but that idea has obviously already been raised

Quicksilver 04-02-2008 07:49 PM

Now that's what I'm talkin bout........:rofl: :rofl:


Quote:

Originally Posted by brian5
Oh, I don't know if everyone is taking it seriously. I'm not. It's more like playful bantering to pass the time between the BMW-related questions.


Dubai_86 04-03-2008 11:48 AM

omg, kaify is such a celebrity in this forum
guyz cut it out, seriously, this is getting ridiculous

X5CA 04-04-2008 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubai_86
omg, kaify is such a celebrity in this forum
guyz cut it out, seriously, this is getting ridiculous

balak che 5aneeth ?

Dubai_86 04-04-2008 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
balak che 5aneeth ?

el 5enth 7elo 3alayeh lol

brian5 04-04-2008 11:42 AM

ya salaam kaify kaza marra 3andu wass, x5world il-faar le3eb fi 3ebbu, mafiis fayda lol

Very roughly translates to: Wow kaify, many times someone did crazy stuff, but x5world smelled a rat, it's no use trying to fool us LOL

jimsaq 04-04-2008 12:40 PM

durka durka

brian5 04-04-2008 12:48 PM

durka durka heya labsa sutyaan bi'ambar bizazha lol

Roughly translates to: Hey hey she's wearing a bra that gives her breasts prominence LOL

Monty04 04-04-2008 04:41 PM

You took the words right out of my mouth!

E61Silver 04-04-2008 04:56 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=durka+durka

brian5 04-04-2008 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x54.4blue

ya xabar abyaD, bi-talaata milliim

Roughly translates to: An expression of surprise about this news. :rolleyes: But it's not worth anything...

LeMansX5 04-04-2008 06:48 PM

Everyone, As respect to all forum members, please restrict to english language only.

brian5 04-04-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeMansX5
Everyone, As respect to all forum members, please restrict
to english language only.

OK, I'll add translations to mine. It was a short-lived prank...

4.6is Ryder 04-04-2008 07:23 PM

Mods, please put an end to this :bsflag: ....it was amusing at first, but now it's out of control :trustme: ....turn the key and :locked: this post.....Phil

B-Line 04-05-2008 01:19 PM

[QUOTE=x54.4blue]
Quote:

Originally Posted by X5CA
i understand what he has done to you but can you not insult my nephew please ?

This is an insult of our intelligence.

Isn't this the same intelligent nephew that discovered a new way to save fuel. Shift before redline ??

B-Line 04-05-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubai_86
omg, kaify is such a celebrity in this forum
guyz cut it out, seriously, this is getting ridiculous

Yeah, and Mr. Hanky Poo is a celebrity on South Park. But that doesn't make him anything except a singing piece of fecal matter.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300...by_StaceyW.jpg

cmyX6go 04-05-2008 01:25 PM

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E5M1R 04-05-2008 01:51 PM

I cant f* belive that you are goin on and on in this thread
Someone please put a end to this

beco 04-05-2008 05:30 PM

could this be the solution to end this misery?
:gun:

Quicksilver 04-05-2008 06:35 PM

Sometime all people need is a slippery slope.
That's what keeps these silly threads going.
Then you have folks who feed the thread by
asking for it to be closed.

Ever thought of ignoring it......


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