Where is the battery?!
 

I have never had a problem locating my previous cars' battery but I am seriously struggling with the e70! I had a look through the manual and theres no mention of it anywhere.
Help!

Its in the cargo area under the floor where the spare tire is. There is a plastic storage bin with the vehicle tools in it that is located near the rear of the vehicle that must be removed to get to the battery. I think there are like 4 screws to get it out. If you are just looking to jump the vehicle or jump another, there is a "block" under the hood with grounding lug near by to use for jumping so you do not have to take the vehicle apart.

Ah, I see, thanks for the info!
I suspected it may be that, but didnt fancy taking 4 screws out to be sure!