As I write this my wife has decided that her menu for tomorrow...

(Everything homemade) 1 turkey (7kg), 2 grilled chickens, 1 grilled sea bass, green bean casserole, creamed corn, mashed potatoes, 2 kinds of stuffing, gravy, pumpkin, pecan and sweet potato pies, glazed carrots, cranberry sauce 3 kinds, rolls, coffee, tea, sodas, juice, sweet tea and pumpkin shaped spice cake and a birthday cake chocolate with vanilla icing. "For the 21 singles here"

May be somehow my fault and our 2 year old has become decidedly "unhelpful" and clingy. She is stalking me like a freaking Taliban pacing the distance to the FOB. I am not sure if I will survive and I wish I had enough time to add the White Witch to my will.

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"When the Team Chief said.... You're trapped in a hole with nothing but a goat and a slinky, what do you do? Stubby said, I'm not sure but it won't end well for the goat...." ~(Overheard) Last day, Phase 3, Q Course