Originally Posted by mdk5623

....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove......chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh.....chick wheels... chick wheels....do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....OMG.....my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again....I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....

then I woke up..... .....thanks blackx3.....