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Old 05-07-2006, 12:04 AM
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....I think I've got CHICK wheels.....

....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove......chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh.....chick wheels... chick wheels....do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....OMG.....my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again....I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....



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Should one get special advanced certification to join this thread? I think I'm just gonna lurk...
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....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove......chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh.....chick wheels... chick wheels....do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....OMG.....my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again....I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....



then I woke up..... .....thanks blackx3.....

Na na nana na....My wheels are bigger than your wheels. ....:p
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Can't believe you have style 57. They are soooo.........
They come as a spare wheel on 3 and 4.4.
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....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove......chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh.....chick wheels... chick wheels....do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....OMG.....my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again....I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....


then I woke up..... .....thanks blackx3.....
One question - did your gay male friend tell you they looked "chick-ish?"
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One question - did your gay male friend tell you they looked "chick-ish?"
Corey didn't have to tell me....I knew it already....I don't deserve to drive this car....
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I've even had a few people point out to me that the X5 is a "chick" car, because, at least in northern California, a lot of chicks drive them. I tell those people "it's not a chick car when I'm driving it". I see a lot of guys driving those raised pick-ups, I call it "Tonka envy". Get my drift? Real men drive whatever they want, cars don't make a man, if you like your wheels, keep them!
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I said it before and I will say it again...

"Guaranteed to fix your problem! Now you will know for sure that your car isn't a "chick" car. Only $25! "

http://bumpernuts.com/

Again, I don't know if this will keep people from calling you "gay".
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....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....
You brought tears to my eyes, and a full belly laugh that nearly woke the house up....then I googled for an image of Style 57's and the cycle began again. Thanks for making my day!

The prognosis is good, however. Camel-toe reversal procedures have been quite successful and are as handy as a toll-free call to the Tire Rack!

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....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove......chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh.....chick wheels... chick wheels....do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....OMG.....my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again....I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....

then I woke up..... .....thanks blackx3.....
Same thing happened to me...
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