A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a
crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the
grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the
first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be
beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want
to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is
granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway
down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are
only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing
his pants off. Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks
the laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
now isn't that just WRONG...
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