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06-21-2006, 05:11 PM
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Here's a funny to end my ugly day
A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a
crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off. Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make 'em all ugly again." now isn't that just WRONG... -- 
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06-21-2006, 05:12 PM
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LOL...funny!!
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06-21-2006, 05:15 PM
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That's an old blonde joke:
3 blondes find a genie bottle on the beach and uncork it.. genie grants them each 1 wish. 1st blonde says "i want to be rich and living in the cayman islands" poof she disappears 2nd blonde says "i want to be rich and living in Paris" poof she's gone 3rd blonde while contemplating her wish "hmmm wow, i'm lonely, i wish my friends were here to help me decide what to wish for" poof poof friends are back.
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06-21-2006, 05:52 PM
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Both oldies but goodies. (I'm referring to the jokes not the posters
 )Sorry to hear you're having a bad day Laura. Uncork (or unscrew  ) a bottle of wine and take the rest of the day off.
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06-21-2006, 06:40 PM
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AHHAHAHAHAHHA thats good man, that one had me, I was laughing my ass off.
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06-21-2006, 08:59 PM
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HA, definitely made me laugh.
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#7
06-22-2006, 03:21 PM
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Hey L...has today been any better??
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06-22-2006, 03:31 PM
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I had power this morning, that was a start! Yeah, today is an OK day. Thanks. I'd be at the bar if today was a repeat of yesterday. Oh wait, I did that last night.
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