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Old 08-31-2006, 03:50 PM
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ekaz is on a distinguished road
Started with a broken lawnmower.....

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more
important to me.



Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.



When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only
a few minutes. Got me a cold beer and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.




"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the sidewalk."




The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.
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