Started with a broken lawnmower.....

ekaz · #1 08-31-2006, 03:50 PM

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more
important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only
a few minutes. Got me a cold beer and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.

broknlgs24 · #2 08-31-2006, 04:26 PM

lol!!

IFlyX5 · #3 08-31-2006, 05:35 PM

That's funny, Eric.

AzNMpower32 · #4 08-31-2006, 06:09 PM

LOL that's funny. I think its time to just buy a new lawnmower. May I suggest a Honda?

JonK · #5 08-31-2006, 06:24 PM

Is that for real? Guess not.
My lawnmower gave out this morning. Previously I changed the filter, sparkplug, added fuel stablizer. It used to start after 15 min or so of rigorous pulling and cursing at him, but not any more.
I do my own garden to make a personal statement against illegal immigration, but it getting old.

I'll get me a Honda loanmower that is supposed to be the top of the line. BMW doesn't do any loanmower?

AzNMpower32 · #6 08-31-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonK

I'll get me a Honda lawnmower that is supposed to be the top of the line. BMW doesn't do any lawnmower?

Yes, I see it now:

"Featuring the new BMW lawnmower with Valvetronic engine technology"

JonK · #7 09-01-2006, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzNMpower32

Yes, I see it now:

"Featuring the new BMW lawnmower with Valvetronic engine technology"

Satellite Navigation on it?

SuaveX5 · #8 09-01-2006, 08:01 AM

AzNMpower32 · #9 09-01-2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonK

Satellite Navigation on it?

Unfortunately, BMW isn't able to offer Sat Nav on the new mower for this model year due to conflicts with iDrive and compatability issues. Production will start at a later date.

However, Comfort Access will be available as an option now. Just have the fob in your pocket, put your hand on the handle, and it will start! (actually, that'd be pretty useful.......minus the key fob)

MJM · #10 09-01-2006, 10:26 PM

This is the closest you can get!!!

Contact: Contact: Adrian van Hooydonk, Designworks/USACredit: Designworks USA
http://www.designworksusa.com/design...ere/index.html

Enjoy!

MJM