So i'm coming out of a parking lot at my school (a tad bit fast) a cop passes by. She pulls up next to me and here's how our dialogue went (Slightly abbreviated):
her: "You were going WAY to fast in that parking lot, the un posted speed limit is 15, you were going at least double"
(By the way, i was NOT going 30)
Me: "I apologize, i'm in a rush"
Her: "Oh also, your BRIGHTS are on"
Me (looking down at my dash): "No they arent..."
Her: "They were WAY TOO bright"
Me: "yes, i know, they are called Dynamic Xenon's, they move up and down and to the side, so sometimes they look brighter than usual"
her: "those are illegal, called dazzling headlights, I can give you a ticket for it"
me: "wait, so youre saying that BMW has been producing these headlights illegally for 10 years?"
Her: "yes they are illegal, look it up, 'dazzling headlights'"
Me: "What are you gonna do, sue BMW?"
Her: "No, i'm not suing BMW, you should.."
Me: "umm, they are just xenon lights maam"
her: "Dont give me attitude, i'm giving you a warning this time..."
Me: "Have a nice night"
wtf