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Old 05-08-2006, 03:29 PM
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LMAO this has GOT to be the funniest thing I've ever read.
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Old 05-08-2006, 03:30 PM
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OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.
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Old 05-08-2006, 03:31 PM
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OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.
Yeah, didn't he say in the beginning that they pulled him out of the X3? I really don't feel like going back to the original "story" to find out...
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Yeah, didn't he say in the beginning that they pulled him out of the X3? I really don't feel like going back to the original "story" to find out...
They did!
I was halfway in the car when they stole my cocoa and almost smothered me with my V-neck.
I had the keys in the other hand - that's how they got them.
You guys just want to hate me too.
Anyway, I have to go to therapy now.

I wish someone could just tell me if I'm going to get killed next time if I get an X3.
Maybe if I get the sport package and some after-market wheels I'll be ok?
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Old 05-08-2006, 03:38 PM
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They did!
I was halfway in the car when they stole my cocoa and almost smothered me with my V-neck.
I had the keys in the other hand - that's how they got them.
You guys just want to hate me too.
Anyway, I have to go to therapy now.

I wish someone could just tell me if I'm going to get killed next time if I get an X3.
Maybe if I get the sport package and some after-market wheels I'll be ok?
LOL but LOL you LOL said LOL you LOL were LOL driving LOL through LOL LA...
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Old 05-08-2006, 03:43 PM
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LOL but LOL you LOL said LOL you LOL were LOL driving LOL through LOL LA...
I was, Perry Mason!
I stopped for some cocoa and a jelly donut.
Obviously I wasn't "driving" or how could they have pulled me out?

Wow, you guys must watch a lot of Court TV or something.

I'm thinking I might be safer in a Land Rover - or is that the girl version of the Range Rover?
I'm so confused.
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Old 05-08-2006, 06:10 PM
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LOL but LOL you LOL said LOL you LOL were LOL driving LOL through LOL LA...
Michelle, sorry I called you Perry Mason.
I'm just worried so about sweet little Beef.

That and I have no car to get to Yoga class and the rental car from my insurance co. runs out tomorrow.

I have to make a decision on what car to get right away.
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They did!
I was halfway in the car when they stole my cocoa and almost smothered me with my V-neck.
I had the keys in the other hand - that's how they got them.
You guys just want to hate me too.
Anyway, I have to go to therapy now.

I wish someone could just tell me if I'm going to get killed next time if I get an X3.
Maybe if I get the sport package and some after-market wheels I'll be ok?


Stay away from X3.
lol if you really want to get an X3? then I think adding after-market wheels might prevent you from being killed
Definitely get V1, so you can detect where are the gangs.
You should also get a helmet. I think the main problem here is ur face.
They don't like your face, not ur car.
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Old 05-08-2006, 04:07 PM
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Stay away from X3.
lol if you really want to get an X3? then I think adding after-market wheels might prevent you from being killed
Definitely get V1, so you can detect where are the gangs.
You should also get a helmet. I think the main problem here is ur face.
They don't like your face, not ur car.
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OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.
Ya think?
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