X3 carjacked

[Michelle]

LOL this is too funny to give up. Sure brightens my day...a bit.

[blackx3]

Originally Posted by Michelle

Yeah, didn't he say in the beginning that they pulled him out of the X3? I really don't feel like going back to the original "story" to find out...

They did!
I was halfway in the car when they stole my cocoa and almost smothered me with my V-neck.
I had the keys in the other hand - that's how they got them.
You guys just want to hate me too.
Anyway, I have to go to therapy now.

I wish someone could just tell me if I'm going to get killed next time if I get an X3.
Maybe if I get the sport package and some after-market wheels I'll be ok?

[statdoc]

Originally Posted by NOC

OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.

Ya think?

[rebound]

Originally Posted by NOC

Like I said he changes his mind and then blames it on the fact that they slaped him arround and kicked him. Besides if they kicked him in the kidneys at first why would his fav. sweater be bloody??? Really makes no sense.
I give up.

Must have made him piss blood?

[rebound]

Originally Posted by asawadude

Hopefully it's the last time, because it wasn't funny the first time or the second time.

I actually know a WOMAN that has those on her truck. Guess that "blows" his theory...

Perhaps he should go back to his gay friend and ask for advice while getting a back rub to sooth his bruised kidneys...

[Michelle]

Originally Posted by blackx3

They did!
I was halfway in the car when they stole my cocoa and almost smothered me with my V-neck.
I had the keys in the other hand - that's how they got them.
You guys just want to hate me too.
Anyway, I have to go to therapy now.

I wish someone could just tell me if I'm going to get killed next time if I get an X3.
Maybe if I get the sport package and some after-market wheels I'll be ok?

LOL but LOL you LOL said LOL you LOL were LOL driving LOL through LOL LA...

[rebound]

Originally Posted by Quicksilver

OK I'm gonna play the dummy here and ask a stupid question. Why in the world would a person lie about something like this? And why come on X5world and waste your time telling a lie and make yourself look like an idiot. I don't get it.

He's the new generation of internet troll. They used to (and still do, for those that read them) populate newsgroups.

Here's some info:
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/troll.html

HTH!

[blackx3]

Originally Posted by Michelle

LOL but LOL you LOL said LOL you LOL were LOL driving LOL through LOL LA...

I was, Perry Mason!
I stopped for some cocoa and a jelly donut.
Obviously I wasn't "driving" or how could they have pulled me out?

Wow, you guys must watch a lot of Court TV or something.

I'm thinking I might be safer in a Land Rover - or is that the girl version of the Range Rover?
I'm so confused.

[statdoc]

Originally Posted by asawadude

I can probably get a friend in Parker Center to pull a police report, but I don't think I want to bother her for something so trivial.

Exactly! The police report (or lack thereof, more likely) will just confirm what we already know. This is a troll who is enjoying that he/she is getting a signficant reaction from us.

[Wagner]