I've got no power distribution throughout my X5. I checked the battery with a multi-meter and have 12 volts direct. When I checked the voltage from the front where you connect the jumper cables, it read 2.6 volts. All my fuses are intact and not blown. The last thing I did electrically to the vehicle was unlock it; got the alarm to chirp once but when it chirped the second time it sounded like Tweety got choked.

Mind Blown
Appreciate anyone who may have any suggestions on how to troubleshoot this.