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Old 07-22-2007, 08:22 PM
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X5 leaves two Honda tuners in the dust.

It's a little long; but, read it. The punch line is at the end.

I'm usually a very calm driver. Road rage doesn't usually happen to me. Tonight I had the displeasure of getting cut off by punk driving a Honda Accord which was all pimped out including the rediculousy large muffler. At the time he came flying out of no where into a merge. I had ready started to move over and had to swurve back out of his way. I almost hit the construction barrels to avoid being rear ended by this dumba55. All that just to get to a red light.

After we both turned left at the light, his Idiot friend in a CRX pulled up next to him. They decided to have a go at it. Holding true to there I.Q.s the guy in the Accord almost ran into someone else just before he cut his friend off and almost sent his friend into the weads.

As luck would have it they both got stuck at the next red light. I lined up behind the idiot in the CRX. The light turned green they took off. I almost rear ended the CRX before we got across the intersection. Having had to back off, the Accord pulled away. I changed lanes and passed the CRX given him a little hand gesture as I passed. We then came up on the next red light. The Idiot in the CRX turned left. The Dumba55 in the Accord decided we should have a go. The light turned green. By the time I had crossed the intersection he was so far behind I thought he wasn't racing. I backed off, then I heard his stupid exhaust bellowing like a squirel in heat so I got back into it. After pulling away three car lengths a second time I decided to call it a day. Yes, I know an X5 should have no problems with a Honda, tuner or not.

As he past after I had backed off, I asked him if he would like to put his car on the trailer I was pulling since that would be the fastest it would ever go. He wasn't happy.

I just thought it was too funny not to share that I did it pulling a 1000 pound 6'X10' trailer with a drive up trail gate.
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