Funf Dreisig AG releases 'must have' X5 accessory!

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So you spent $50-60,000 on a 2009 X5 only to discover that the economy is so bad that BMW decided save a little money and not to install the cargo bay prop. Don't fret. BMW knows that most X5 owners will never notice. After all, when they call BMW Assist, the tow truck guy probably has a greasy 2x4 rolling around in his tool kit to prop it open anyway.

But now you -- the discerning BMW X5 owner -- can show off your cargo bay tool kit without the lid slamming down on your hands -- again. Be the first on your block to own the latest X5 cargo bay accessory from those fine old world craftsmen at Funf Dreisig AG - the Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies (patent pending).

Funf Dreisig AG spent thousands of seconds engineering and testing the Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies. Funf himself has tested the CBPD, which proves that dummies can use this prop with only minimal training - one week course available for the seriously stupid.

You will be amazed at the precision fit and natural wood grain finish of the standard model. But you don't need to stop there. Funf Dreisig AG also offers a Premium Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies with a polished polyurethane finish that will be the envy of all who see it.*

CALL NOW for our introductory offer - 1-800- GET REAL

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* Note: warranty is void if you drive around with your rear hatch open to show off your Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies.