My car was completed today...Will it be cursed?

[NotEntirelyJack]

Any others with experience with cars built on Friday the 13th? Halloween? Ground Hog day?

What should I expect?

[XXX555]

I think your safe as previous PDC posts noted that their is no production on Fridays...it prob. finished yesterday. I suspect the day you take delivery will be your most memorable day in any case.

[NotEntirelyJack]

That's great because I thought it might come with a hockey mask or something.

Thanks

[dreamx5]

Originally Posted by XXX555

..... the day you take delivery will be your most memorable day in any case.

well said. Congrats NEJ.

[FunfDreisig]

Oh No. That's terrible. I hope for your sake it's not all black.

Not everyone can handle a vehicle built on Friday the 13th. So just in case, I suggest you PM me just before you take delivery. I'll hop on a plane and come help you out. After you get a quick look and pay for it, I'll take it out and exorcise it -- for a couple of thousand miles. A nice long road trip will do me... er, your x5 a world of good. I promise when you get it back it will be well broken in. I just hope there aren't many gremlins; 'cause getting every last one out may take even longer. You may need to arrange for alternative transportation till early next year

Funf Dreisig AG

p.s. this is just one of the many 'must have' services rendered by Funf Dreisig AG. Any company that employs orcs, elves, fairies, etc. can handle a few gremlins. Heck we may even hire a few of them to assist in product testing like BMW does

[Thunder22]

I've seen a lot of cars compete with one another on Fridays, it's rare that a race will be cancelled just because it's Friday, and or Friday the 13th.

wait... what?

[X5dieselfan]

The PDC offers, as an extra service, a witch doctor who can lift any curses that may be placed on the vehicle. Just make sure to make the request while you are filling out the paperwork.

[Penguin]

Originally Posted by X5dieselfan

The PDC offers, as an extra service, a witch doctor who can lift any curses that may be placed on the vehicle. Just make sure to make the request while you are filling out the paperwork.

What are the options for the witch doctor? Surely BMW has more than one type to choose from.

[NotEntirelyJack]

You guys are freakin' me out. How much more do I have spend for the witch doctor? Would it be cheaper to have FunfDreisig drive my car for a year and take the bus? What kind of gremlins will I have?

[FunfDreisig]

Originally Posted by NotEntirelyJack

You guys are freakin' me out. How much more do I have spend for the witch doctor? Would it be cheaper to have FunfDreisig drive my car for a year and take the bus? What kind of gremlins will I have?

The Funf Dreisig AG exorcise service is FREE, so obviously this is your very cheapest option. Besides the BMW "witch doctor" solution requires a special rear view mirror accessory package -- shrunken heads.

Funf Dreisig AG provides a money back guaranty for removal of all gremlins that are willing to accept our employment offers.

Of course you are strictly on your own with the already documented pesky E70 gremlins (e.g the one that leaves your neglected and miffed X5 immobilized and provides your dealer with "unfavorable driver" report) since they are a pre-existing condition of all E70 X5s

Funf Dreisig