Question...
 

My wife asked me what I was getting her for Christmas/birthday (27 DEC) and I said... "Well I got you a baby (26 NOV)"...

She said "that doesn't count as she carried it for 9 months.."

I said... "Well if I put your Christmas present under the tree 10 months early and that she watered the tree for 9 months, that means it's still my gift to her under the tree..."

Question is... "How do you get a diaper shaped shit stain out of a white shirt?"

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That's an easy one. I always buy a new shirt... And try to dodge better next time. ;)

Baby Burping Milk stains is right around the corner.
Congrats

LoL & thanks, but as an accidental one (19 year gap) I seem to have forgotten hormone dissipation levels are NOT a good mix with smart assedness....

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Yikes, 19 year gap means probably means no built in baby-sitter to boot! ;) Congrats and Cheers! :)

This is the 3rd boy.

I somehow felt that a little girl would be in the works... NOT!!

I'm not sure if I can handle an umbrella parachute jump from the roof again. [emoji38]

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