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12-18-2018, 12:46 PM
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Question...
She said "that doesn't count as she carried it for 9 months.." I said... "Well if I put your Christmas present under the tree 10 months early and that she watered the tree for 9 months, that means it's still my gift to her under the tree..." Question is... "How do you get a diaper shaped shit stain out of a white shirt?" Sent from my SM-A730F using Tapatalk
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12-18-2018, 01:05 PM
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That's an easy one. I always buy a new shirt... And try to dodge better next time.
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12-18-2018, 10:40 PM
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LoL & thanks, but as an accidental one (19 year gap) I seem to have forgotten hormone dissipation levels are NOT a good mix with smart assedness....
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"When the Team Chief said.... You're trapped in a hole with nothing but a goat and a slinky, what do you do? Stubby said, I'm not sure but it won't end well for the goat...." ~(Overheard) Last day, Phase 3, Q Course
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12-19-2018, 03:16 AM
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This is the 3rd boy.
I somehow felt that a little girl would be in the works... NOT!! I'm not sure if I can handle an umbrella parachute jump from the roof again.  Sent from my SM-A730F using Tapatalk
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"When the Team Chief said.... You're trapped in a hole with nothing but a goat and a slinky, what do you do? Stubby said, I'm not sure but it won't end well for the goat...." ~(Overheard) Last day, Phase 3, Q Course
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