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blondboinsd 07-21-2006 12:07 PM

Your mama is so stupid, i caught her yelling in an envelope, she said she was trying to send a voice mail

rayxi 07-21-2006 12:10 PM

You're so ugly your mama had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you.

GUINNESS 07-21-2006 12:20 PM

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

jaba 07-21-2006 01:29 PM

Yo mama is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

rickp 07-21-2006 02:25 PM

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

rayxi 07-21-2006 02:32 PM

You're so ugly every time you ring someone's doorbell they give you candy.

MiCkEy 07-21-2006 02:43 PM

Thanks all for the laughs. Yo momma has closed this thread

dr.jay 07-21-2006 02:57 PM

Your Momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it

benathon 07-21-2006 03:38 PM

Let's up the creativity people...

asawadude 07-21-2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickp
Yo mama so fat when she sits on a quarter, buggers come out of George Washington's nose.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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