You''re So Ugly
 

You''re so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

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Yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.

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Yo mama's so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Who's got next?

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mama

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the Ice-T concert with a cup.

Yo mama..
 

Yo mamas so fat her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she sits around the house!

Ya momma so fat, she don't pull up a chair, She pulls up a couch..