Started with a broken lawnmower.....
 

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more
important to me.


Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.



When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only
a few minutes. Got me a cold beer and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.



"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the sidewalk."



The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.

lol!!

That's funny, Eric.

LOL that's funny. I think its time to just buy a new lawnmower. May I suggest a Honda?

Is that for real? Guess not.
My lawnmower gave out this morning. Previously I changed the filter, sparkplug, added fuel stablizer. It used to start after 15 min or so of rigorous pulling and cursing at him, but not any more.
I do my own garden to make a personal statement against illegal immigration, but it getting old.

I'll get me a Honda loanmower that is supposed to be the top of the line. BMW doesn't do any loanmower?

:) I didn't have anyone riding on me, but my grass is really tall now.
Next time have her try costmetic twizers instead, hahaha.

:rofl: :thumbup:

Soooo true.

I for one always have the last say in My house. "Yes honey".

Yes, I see it now:

"Featuring the new BMW lawnmower with Valvetronic engine technology" :rofl:

Satellite Navigation on it?:rofl: