You forgot about the part where it says the earth is flat and held up at it's four corners by pillars.

So how do the creationist explain the fact that there would be nothing for any of the animals to eat after the flood except each other?

I guess all the people that gave money to Jim and Tammy are heading to Kentucky as we speak. :rolleyes:

Here's a newly discovered species...a limbless lizard.
Someone musta sneaked it on the Ark and it didn't
make the inventory list.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070528/...imbless_lizard

Damn it MD, get it strait. They just pulled the limbs off in the trip. They'll grow back!!!:rofl:

Good one! :rofl: :rofl:

I wonder if any of the Galapagos species were on that boat :)

Grand Opening...4,000 of the rapture driven show up.
(Only Yahoo can "write" news stories this badly, and
I don't mean the topic.)

Ky. Creation Museum opens to thousands
Tue May 29, 9:54 AM ET



A museum that tells the Bible's version of Earth's history — that the planet was created in a single week just a few thousand years ago — attracted thousands to its opening as protesters rallied outside.

The dozens of demonstrators argued Monday that the Creation Museum's central tenets conflict with scientific evidence that the Earth is several billion years old. Overhead, an airplane pulled a banner with the message: "Thou Shalt Not Lie."

The privately funded museum had more than 4,000 guests on opening day, said Mark Looy, a co-founder of the $27 million facility 20 miles southwest of Cincinnati. The parking lot was filled with license plates from dozens of states.

"The guests were very happy with the museum experience," Looy said. "Of course, we had some naysayers come through and engage us in conversation, and that's fine — we want them."
Lawrence Krauss, an author and physicist at Cleveland's Case Western Reserve University, decided to view the museum firsthand.

"It's really impressive — and it really gives the impression that they're talking about science at some point," Krauss said. On a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being best, "I'd give it a 4 for technology, 5 for propaganda. As for content, I'd give it a negative 5."

The museum features high-tech exhibits designed by a theme-park artist, including animatronic dinosaurs and a wooden ark at least two stories tall, plus a special effects theater and planetarium.

Some exhibits show dinosaurs aboard Noah's Ark and assert that all animals were vegetarians until Adam committed the first sin in the Garden of Eden.

Ken Ham, founder of the nonprofit ministry Answers in Genesis, poses with one of his favorite animatronic dinosaurs during a tour of the new Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky., Thursday:

Someone saw Jurassic Park too many times. Lets see T-rex, Raptor on the same 'boat' as a few hundred mammals......sure......

I just saw this thread.........OMG too funny.

"Some exhibits show dinosaurs aboard Noah's Ark and assert that all animals were vegetarians until Adam committed the first sin in the Garden of Eden."

Remembering the Sabbath Day and keeping it holy was part of the Old Testament covenant or the laws handed down by God to Moses, otherwise known as the Ten Commandments. Exodus Chapter 20. And the Sabbath is Saturday, not Sunday. Christians are now under the new covenant as believers that Jesus is the Son of God, died and resurrected on the third day for the sins of all mankind. 2 Corinthians Chapters 2-3.

I don't remember the part about stoning your kids?