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cmyX6go 01-10-2008 11:29 AM

Don't send your girl to Home Depot
 
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's solid brass and it costs $300.

'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot .

Wagner 01-10-2008 11:34 AM

Nice.

Michelle 01-10-2008 11:43 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bushman2 01-10-2008 11:51 AM

:rofl: :rofl:

dvs 01-10-2008 12:01 PM

Har har har,
UM.. Whats Marys phone #?

jpm4.8is 01-10-2008 12:19 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

AutoXer 01-10-2008 12:21 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BTW, is Mary blonde?

cmyX6go 01-10-2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AutoXer
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BTW, is Mary blonde?

Na, if she was blonde she would have screwed the guy for the hinge.

AutoXer 01-10-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Na, if she was blonde she would have screwed the guy for the hinge.

Glad that came from you and not me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wagner 01-10-2008 07:08 PM

http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/06/news..._homedepot.jpg


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