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Old 01-10-2008, 11:29 AM
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Whistle Don't send your girl to Home Depot

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's solid brass and it costs $300.

'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot .
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BTW, is Mary blonde?
Na, if she was blonde she would have screwed the guy for the hinge.
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Na, if she was blonde she would have screwed the guy for the hinge.
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