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PersonaNonGrata 03-21-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gresch
That's an old Vette, looks like C4 wheels. I wonder what happened.

I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

LeMansX5 03-21-2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

:rofl: :rofl:

Thunder22 03-22-2008 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p


:rofl: :rofl: :thumbup:

Thunder22 03-22-2008 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motordavid
I always get a slight chuckle outta the "car brand"
testosterone here on the board.


:iagree: :rolleyes:

blondboinsd 03-22-2008 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

:iagree:

X5Jay 03-22-2008 07:41 AM

I don't really see anything wrong with it - looks like it held up well under the heat.

SuperGreg 03-22-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

:rofl:

Major04 03-22-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

:iagree: all about the Methane Gas CH4 + 2O2 → CO2 + 2H2O and Michelle's cows

Michelle 03-23-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata
I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

:throw:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FSETH 03-23-2008 05:10 PM

:hawt: :rofl:


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