Originally Posted by PersonaNonGrata

I know what happened and it had nothing to do with the Corvette's quality. Due to a large congregation of Michelle's cows nearby, the cumulative effect of the methane gas released by those cows created a large cloud of flammable gas through which the hapless Vette driver unwittingly passed. The heat from his engine and exhaust ignited the cow farts and thus the Corvette was set alight.

Therefore: I blame Michelle. :p

Originally Posted by Michelle

The owner of the toasted 'vette is a Corvette collector. This was his daily driver.