The secret to a happy marriage
 

A couple was celebrating their Golden Wedding Anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple."

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona! , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
And from that moment...We have lived "happily ever after."

i thought the secret was "YES DEAR"

My wife and I live by the adage that "I know everything and she is always right"

works pretty well!

Nope, that wouldn't work for me (even though I know everything :D ). It needs to be "She is always right" (which is basically what DVS said).

SAw a comdedian on TV this weekend who said about marriage, " You can be right or you can be happy, you have to decide."

i thought you needed a pistol permit in NYC

:dunno: NYC??? Where did that come from Modcat?

That I live in NY so I therefore need a gun permit to threaten my husband.

Wait...I don't have one anymore so I don't need a gun.

Marriage is for quitters :nanana:

He did it to you 3 times huh?