Morning sex
 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Coffee all over my screen.......:rofl:

:rofl: ... :thumbup:

I'd make sure we never had a working egg timer! :rofl:

I'm with this guy! :iagree:

:rofl:

:bustingup

fix the egg timer and break something else! see if that happens again lol

:D good one

Two pumps and a quiver...love it!